7 Things To Buy Instead Of Nick Jonas’ VIP Package

Announced TODAY, V.I.P packages for The Future Now Tour featuring Demi Lovato and Nick Jonas start at $400 to a whooping $10,000.

The $10,000 package honestly seems pretty cool, you get your own dressing room, private meet and greet, tour rider, a meal in catering, private backstage tour, we can go on. It’s basically what your sworn enemy, mean rich girl Ashley, got to do because DADDY has connections.

A very confusing extra package was at the bottom of the page for Mr. Jonas. $3,500 for you and a pal to play ping pong with Nick Jonas. No ticket to the actual concert included.

Now we love Nick Jonas. We love him a lot. But….For that amount of money, Nick Jonas better take me on a weekend getaway to Disney World where we’ll have dinner in Cinderella’s castle and he’ll present me with a dozen long stem red roses and we’ll laugh over fondue while I press him on why he broke up the Jonas Brothers.

Here are 7 things (not a Miley Cyrus pun, we like the number 7, Nick likes the number 7) you can buy instead of Nick’s VIP package:

1. 3,500 cheeseburgers from the dollar menu at McDonalds

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2. According to Groupon, a 16 day trip to Europe for one, plus spending money

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3. 36 tickets to EPCOT Center

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4. 233 copies of One Direction’s “Made In The AM”

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5. 10 princess bounce houses

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6. Lawn seats for every North American date of 5SOS’ Rock Out With Your Socks Out Tour…for you and SIX friends

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7. 8 regular meet and greets with Nick Jonas to tell him, you really do love him

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Regardless, we’ll be at The Future Now Tour. (Wishing we were playing ping pong backstage with Nick or doing anything with Nick….)

Written by CelebMix