The best Friends quotes of all time

It might not be your day, week, month, or year, but the cast of Friends is no longer on a break! In fact, they are coming back for a two hour special airing February 21st, 2016 on NBC!!! The best "Friends" quotes of all time 1So what better way to honor everyone’s best-loved television series then to have a recap of all our favorite quotes? How many can you name?

1. “How you doin’?”The best "Friends" quotes of all time 2

2. “Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it’s not your fault.” – Phoebe

3. “Oh and just so you know… it’s NOT that common, it DOESN’T happen to every guy, and it IS A BIG DEAL!” – Rachel

4. “15 Yemen Road, Yemen.” – Janice

5. Ross: “Wow. You guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.”

Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course otherwise they won’t let you do it.”

6. “That’s right, I stepped up! If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you.” – JoeyThe best "Friends" quotes of all time 27. “Oh… My… God.” – Janice

8. Rachel: “He’s a TRANSPORSTER!”


9. “Okay now everyone knows the basic erogenous zones. You’ve got one, two, three, four, five, six, and seven. Most guys will hit one, two, three, and then head to seven and set up camp. You want to hit them all and you want to mix them up; gotta keep them on their toes… So you can start out with a little one. A one, two, three. A three. A five. A four. A three, two. Two. A two, four, six. Two, four, six. Four. Two. Two. Four, seven! Five, seven! Six, seven! Seven. Seven! Seven! Seven! SEVEN! [holds up seven fingers] Seven.” – Monica 

10. Ross: “Chandler entered a vanilla ice contest and WON.”

Chandler: “Ross came in fourth and CRIED!”

11. “Look at me, I’m Chandler. Could I BE wearing any more clothes?” – JoeyThe best "Friends" quotes of all time 5

12. Ross: “Look, I don’t care. It starts at eight and we can’t be late.

Phoebe: “We could not, would not, want to wait.”

13. “Hey wait… They don’t know that we know they know we know.” The best "Friends" quotes of all time 314. Phoebe: “Rachel didn’t have anything that I liked. But she had this Christmas ribbon and I thought, ‘alright fine I’ll be political.'”

Ross: “What are you supporting?”

Phoebe: “Duh, Christmas.”

15. Chandler: “Condoms?”

Joey: “We don’t know how long we’re gonna be stuck in here. We might have to repopulate the world.”

Chandler: “And condoms are the way to do that?”

16. “Oh you’re setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress? –  Rachel 

17. “I’m so not good with the advice thing. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”The best "Friends" quotes of all time 419. “P as in Phoebe, H as in hoebe, O as in oebe, E as in ebe, B as in bebe, and E as in… ello there mate!”

20. Rachel: “Joey you can’t steal an award.”

Joey: “I’m not. I’m accepting it on her behalf.”

Rachel: “You don’t even know what behalf means.”

Joey: “I know what it means. It’s a verb as in, I’m behalfing it.”

21. Apparently you can change your name to anything you want! So I thought, ‘alright here’s an opportunity to be creative.’ So meet, Princess Consuela Banana Hammock.” – Phoebe

22. “I grew up in a house with Monica. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat.” – Ross The best "Friends" quotes of all time 623. Monica: “Shut up the camera adds like ten pounds.”

Chandler: “So how many cameras are actually on you?”

24. “Pivot. Pivot. Pivot. Pi-VOT. Pi-VOT. PIVOT!!! – Ross

25. “If you’d like to receive emails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.” – Phoebe 

26. “First divorce: wife’s hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault. Third divorce: they shouldn’t let you get married when you’re that drunk and have stuff drawn all over your face! Nevada’s fault.” – Ross 

27. “Paper… snow… A GHOST!” – JoeyThe best "Friends" quotes of all time 728. “Isn’t that just a kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck, fantastic?” – Rachel 

29. Phoebe: “Hang in there it’s going to happen.”

Ross: “How do you know?”

Phoebe: “Because she’s your lobster.”

30. “Cheese- it’s milk, that you chew! Crackers- because your cheese needs a buddy. A grape- because who can get a watermelon in their mouth? Bagels and donuts- round food for every mood. Pants- like shorts, but longer. Phones- bringing you closer to people who… have phones.” – Chandler 

31. Ross: “We should all have dinner. Yes, we’ll do it tomorrow night. I’ll cook!”

Joey: “Don’t you think that’d be a little weird?”

Ross: “Weird? What? What’s weird? The only thing that would be weird is if someone didn’t like Mexican food because I’m making FAJITAS!”

The best "Friends" quotes of all time 8Did we capture all of your favorite quotes? Are you excited for the Friends reunion? Comment below or tweet us at @CelebMix! We’d love to hear from you! 


Written by Victoria Christiano

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