It’s hard not to love Supernatural‘s Sam Winchester. He’s geeky, he’s tall, he has gorgeous hair, and he’s excellent at sassing people out.
In honor of both him and the show’s twelfth season, here are twelve of Sam Winchester’s most memorable quotes.
1. “Did you kiss him?”
When Bobby revealed that he sold (pawned) his soul to Crowley, Dean was instantly trying to reverse it. Ultimately, that wasn’t the first thing on Sam’s mind. It did, in the end, get the demon to reveal a picture of him and the older hunter kissing to seal the deal. Still… so weird.
2. “It’s okay because you’re my brother, and I still love you.”
Neither Sam or Dean are usually open with their feelings. However, when the younger Winchester brother was given a bunch of drugs at a questionable medical facility, he openly claimed his love for his older sibling. Of course, considering he was high as a kite, it has to be taken lightly. Especially considering he tapped Dean’s nose and shouted “boop!” right after.
3. “I lost my shoe.”
Holding onto a charmed rabbit’s foot equals good luck. Losing a charmed rabbit’s foot? Bad luck and lots of it. When Sam accidentally held one and then proceeded to lose it, nearly every one of his actions resulted in something horrible. He stepped in a piece of gum at some point and to get rid of it, he tried to wipe it off. Instead of losing the sticky substance, Sam ended up losing the entire shoe.
4. “You’ll never ever hear me say that you, the real you, is anything but good.”
This is one of Sam’s more serious quotes. Dean was preparing to kill him and even then, he refused to believe that his brother was anything but good. Bring on the tears.
5. “I’m gonna follow the hotel manager, Dr. Scowley-scowl. He’s like a… villain from Scooby-Doo.”
When Sam was in the midst of doing the trials, he was a little… off. When his fever was particularly high, his sentences started to make zero sense. While it was concerning, it was also incredibly cute. Sick Sam is very similar to High Sam.
6. “I mean, what if there’s something… not natural?”
When the brothers were put into some alternative universe without any memories, Sam found something suspicious. Instead of bringing up the show’s name, he ended up saying “not natural”. Really Sam? Really?
7. “Dean, did you service Oberon, King of the Fairies?”
There are a lot of mixed opinions about the episodes where Sam was soulless. Even if you weren’t a fan, you have to admit; some of his quotes were great. His sass level exponentially rose and come on – who doesn’t like an extra sassy Sam Winchester?
8. “You want to know what I confessed in there? What my greatest sin was? It was how many times I let you down. I can’t do that again.”
During the season eight finale, one of the most emotional ends to a season the show has seen, Sam was attempting to finish up the trials to close the Gates of Hell. When something came up, Dean quickly tried to reason with him to get him to stop. Earlier, when he had to purify his blood, he had to go to a confessional and speak of all his sins. According to him, his biggest one related right to his brother. Cue more tears.
9. “What kind of house doesn’t have salt? Low sodium freaks.”
When Sam and Sarah were trapped inside a house, they quickly realized there was a big problem: no salt. In response, Sam gave that sassy remark. Gotta love season one Sam.
10. “Is it a kinky thing?”
Another quote from the time Sam walked around without a soul. Again, even if you’re not a fan, how can you not enjoy his witty words?
11. “It doesn’t matter what you are. It only matters what you do. It’s your choice.”
While Sam was struggling with his own identity, the Winchesters stumbled on Jack Montgomery. The young man was balancing between good and evil and Sam tried to explain that who you are doesn’t define you. What really counts are your actions. It was a particularly rough moment since Sam was dealing with a similar situation. More friggin’ tears.
Since the beginning of the show, Sam has (almost) always returned Dean’s “bitch” with a “jerk”. It’s just a thing between them that everyone appreciates and cherishes.
What are your favorite lines from Sam Winchester? Will you be watching the twelfth season of Supernatural? Tell us by tweeting us at @CelebMix.